Hurrah for another great idea! Will you pick me up at the airport? Can I drive (160km)?

Thursday, 13 May

“MEN-opause
.MEN-strual pain
.MEN-tal illness
.GY-naecologist
.Hys-terectomy.EVER NOTICED THAT ALL WOMEN’S PROBLEMS START WITH MEN?”

“If being cute were time, you’d be eternity. If being sweet were a dime, you’d be worth millions but damn, if being sexy were a crime: you’d be sentenced for life.”

“Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we sleep? When we cry? When we kiss? This is only because all the best things in life are unseen?”

You too. Keep them coming. Looking forward to eight tomorrow.

“I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan…all my love, the Flu.”

“If being cute were time, you’d be eternity. If being sweet were a dime, you’d be worth millions but damn, if being sexy were a crime; you’d be sentenced for life.”

Ditto.