Imagine my disbelief after leaving home at four in the morning, an hour late, with a 7 o’clock flight to catch; your parents met me at the airport! They’d taken a look at you and decided you’d be better off left in bed! They weren’t taking any chances! I drove recklessly not to miss that plane. One of your last comments to me before I left today was that I should drive like a white man or did you mean woman?

I found you in bed. Wham bam. You’d met someone who knew of Tammy’s whereabouts the night before. You were very excited at the prospect of seeing her again. We drove some distance and we stayed until she had to leave to collect her husband at eleven-fifteen that night.

You shared freely with her and caught up on old times. She’d expressed her surprise at receiving your intimate SMS - one I’d sent you! Which of these was it?

“If being cute were time, you’d be eternity. If being sweet were a dime, you’d be worth millions but damn, if being sexy were a crime: you’d be sentenced for life.”

“Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we sleep? When we cry? When we kiss? This is only because all the best things in life are unseen.”

“I shall seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and control you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan…all my love, the ‘flu.”

“When did we become FRIENDS? I can’t really say. It started on a simple day but it GREW in a very special place…in my HEART!”